Frat Guys.
Well some. Are a little different then I thought, I guess. Tonight a guy talked to us about how he wants to see the movie Bridesmaids. About five minutes later another guy walked in with his new movie from Netflix which was “How Do You Know” he had a conversation with yet a different guy about how good Sweet Alabama was and how they should watch that tonight too.
Later we all played volleyball together. Not competitive, basically just messin’ around cause we’re all not that great.
Then some of us decided to go to Arthur at the $1 theatre. Yet a different guy talked about how he drinks every once in awhile but usually has more fun when he’s not drinking. Then after that I think I caught him tapping his foot to The Smiths.
Don’t judge a book by it’s cover I guess. Not that I think all frat guys are the same…I just like being surprised.
I think we’re growing on them.
I’m the only one that updates this thangg,
Keeping it real at 219 Ash Ave,
-Jordan, jDawg, Young Delzell, JoJo, Jorganna, Jor, Jorge, Jordie, Jed, Jederino…
MY FOLKS So, I left Ames to come home. It hasn’t risen past 45 degrees yet, and I brought skirts, dresses, and shorts. Luckily, I haven’t felt well enough to go anywhere, except to get my wisdom teeth pulled out of my mouth. Otherwise it’s been myself in my sister’s sweats sitting next to the folks in their recliners. So far I’ve watched-Unstoppable, Silence of the Lambs, Casablanca, some horse movie, MAURY, and awholelotta news. Today, I’m wasting my day in the Old Market with old friends. I heard I missed out on some quality bro time back in the house. Sarah’s been wearin my headband, getting jobs, loosing jobs, applying for more jobs, driving her van, hanging out with Softhands Scott, and turning her maternal instincts loose while taking care of Annie. Jordan’s been…
home.
Annie has the stomach flu, I think :( I wish I was there to baby her. Tuck her in when she goes to bed. Feed her. Bring her movies to watch…
Emily is getting her wisdom teef out. I hope she’s goin crazy on the Vicodin…and recovering well…eatin lotsa ice creammm.
Sarah is gettin’ screwed by Salvation Army. The crazy manager doesn’t remember who she is everytime she goes in there. He even hired her and didn’t remember that. For one, I heard this whole convo as I was creepin through the clothing racks, for two, Sarah Moore def. is not forgettable. So he’s obv. crazy.
and I’m home. In my hometown of Morning Sun, Iowa. Population approx. 1,500. I watched tv for 6 hours last night.Blehhh I wanna be back in Ames with mah friends…and the frat bros I guess.
Keepin’ it real as always.
J Dawggg
Bein’ Resourceful
Yesterday, it was decided this was the first day of summer.
Annie has basically launched herself as a full time Chocolatier at Stam downtown. While she dipped strawberries and served gelatto, we were hard at work back at Theta Chi.
I retrieved a bike from the racks outside MWL. This bright purple, 3 speed gem will serve as my get-around this summer.
We then decided to grill ourselves dinner. All of Sarah’s time in front of the food network has landed her a position as our head chef around here this summer…
We had grilled onions, peppers, zucchini, mushrooms-followed by hamburgers and chips.
I feel as though we’re “roughing it” around here, I’m sure being resourceful is a more accurate description. —We used the two shopping carts on the patio as our prep table—and later put this piece of plywood on top of a, I don’t know, cow tank? that we found by the volleyball court to serve as our table.
Later, we watched a bromcom we found in the tv room, starring Dane Cook and that one guy that’s in all of these movies, Jason Biggs. We of course played a round of pool while doing so.
Very few interactions with the bros—pretty sure there are only two of them in the house, they probably all went home to see their mothers.
Gettin’ Fratty
We arrived to Theta Chi yesterday as Frat Men from across the street were sitting in a small child sized blow up pool blaring terrible music.
A man named Moses moved us in.
I found a diaper and sheet music behind a desk in my room.
Right now the only people in the cold air on our floor are us.
We’re obviously going to push all the bunks together and construct a huge bed that can be used for any kind of race, obstacle course or fort possible.
Welcome to the FratLife.
Keep it realz,
Jdawg.
To start.
Emily - emjoymiller.tumblr.com
Sarah - redlipsandlashes.tumblr.com
Annie - meurr1023.tumblr.com
Jordan - jordandelzell.tumblr.com
and our honorary/notlivingwithus/herspiritiswithus
Mindy - sinkinlove.tumblr.com
This is who we are on an individual basis.
Get ready for our tribe’s adventures.
:)
